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4 major first time bedroom etiquette your man should never forget

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This particular Saturday, Job was going to eat the cookies; he was going to pop Joan’s cookies for the first time. Joan knew very well she was going to make a hanky panky foray. She was going to sprawl across the bed behind locked doors for this Apollonian beauty.

All this while, Job tried to find Joan’s weak point to make her spread out for him, but she instinctively refused!

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