Money and the Easter honeys

There are Easter bunnies, supposedly, cute fluffy rabbit-like creatures with cute noses that amuse kids. They belong to the stuff of white myth, like the Urine Fairy who when you stop peeing in bed as a kid, sneaks in, in the wee hours, pardon the pun, and leaves a purse of silver shillings under one’s pillow. But the Easter honey, my men, is a very real creature.

Look around you, where you are reading this piece right now. If it is sunny, or there are grains of sand between your toes, or anywhere not your house but you are paying for this ‘Easter holiday’ through the hairs of your nose, you have just been fixed by that Easter honey over there. Yes the one sipping the rainbow coloured pina colada.