Ladies, are you wife material?

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December is fast approaching and all the ‘wife materials’ will be whisked to their matrimonial homes to go and bond with their in-laws while 'the other materials,' as they are lately known, will be hopping from one town to another trying to end the year in style. I am and will always belong to ‘the other materials’ because I was once bitten, now I am thirty two times shy.

I also hate being whisked to the same place every other festive season without my consent unless I am being paid. Yes, I love money that much, who doesn’t anyway? For that matter, where is the party this year, the other materials?