Ted Talk: Nairobi winter is killing me but wife has refused with the jiko

Join either the Akorino or Roho Israeli sects. Jumping in their keshas all night will warm your chilled bones and take you to heaven as a bonus- Uncle Ted

Uncle Ted,

My wife stopped exciting me, so we rarely get intimate. We can go for as long as six months without doing anything. I have a girlfriend, but unfortunately, she gave birth two weeks ago. Recently, I tried getting intimate with my wife because of the cold weather and she told me to go to hell. What should I do?