A drunk Zimbawean man caught making love to a donkey insisted that the beast was a prostitute he had picked from a night club.
The twenty eight year old man had been spotted getting intimate with the beast of burden in his back yard and neighbours called in the police. The man in his defense, claimed he had hired a prositute for 20 Zimbabwe dollars, and when they reached home, they decided to have sex in his backyard before they got into the house.
“I don’t know how the prostitute became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I was seriously in love with the donkey.”
The magistrate ordered that the man be examined by government doctors.