Lies women tell to please men

    Woman tells his man a lie to make him happy  Photo:hallobeautiful.com

Across many generations, women have successfully perpetrated the biggest lie on this planet – that men are pathological liars. The fire-spitting feminists went further, and compared man with his best friend; the dog. Just imagine!

It is definitely not just men who lie to women. There are plenty of lies that women too tell men. Most of the common lies men tell women are told just to avoid conflicts, but lying will always cause problems in a relationship. Here are some lies that women tell men but would be unlikely to admit.

Money not important

Most women would rather marry for love than money, but one of the most common lies that women tell men is that money does not matter at all. While we may not choose our partners based on their income, real lack of money can make life difficult and miserable, especially if it stops us doing what we want in life, having a family, for example.

Of Course, I like your mum

Many women genuinely like, and get along with their in-laws. But those that do not, never admit it. Telling someone that you don’t like their family (especially their parents) can be really offensive. Thus, it’s not surprising that many women choose to lie to their partners about it!

But truth be told, you can take this to your local benki kwa jirani or banki mtaani; almost 80 per cent of women detest their mothers-in-law. What is more interesting is that the women are also very good at putting up facades and pretending that their men hardly notice they hate their mothers.

Sure, put the football on

Plenty of women do enjoy sports. And that is great. However, at the beginning of most relationships, women pretend that they don’t mind sitting through endless hours of sports, when really they cannot stand it. It is best to be honest from the word go. Frao once dated a lady who admitted knowing very little about football. But she at least knew that a football game lasts “exactly 93 minutes”!

Efforts to correct her bore no fruits because on that particular day Arsenal FC was playing some small-time team that I am not bothered to remember, and the referee blew the final whistle after three added minutes. “See, I told you. Don’t think am a fool,” she shrieked with a cigarette hanging down her lips like a loosely fitted tap water.

 I Don’t Mind Cooking Again

Another lie told by many women at the beginning of a relationship is that they do not actually mind doing all of the cooking, washing up and picking up of dirty underwear and socks. The patience to lie about this usually wears off pretty quickly. And very soon, the man finds himself having to scrape his own dirty socks off of the floor.

There is a certain course I attended, and what emerged is that modern parents are raising girls like boys and boys are being raised like girls. With such a scenario we have overly aggressive women and men who behave like sissies.

The modern woman will only pretend for so long how she enjoys doing your laundry and the cooking. But soon you will start hearing grumbles about the need to do pizza and take the shirts to dry cleaners to make them crisp-clean.