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Ladies, do not play wife yet, have fun!

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Ladies, do not be in a hurry to play ‘wife’ to your man unless he has put a ring on it. By a ring, I mean a marriage band, not an engagement ring. Some of these men are good at ‘engaging’ women longer than two presidential terms in Kenya. Woe unto you if you are among those engaged for experimental purposes. That ring will send away potential suitors for a whole decade only for your man’s heart to decide to fall out of love with you.

For a whole decade, you have spent your weekends in his house doing the common ‘thorough’ cleaning and cooking him a whole week’s meal. You exhaust your sexy back by bending it all through the weekend trying to scrub the dirt off his walls and stains off his Savco jeans that he had on all week.

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