Where did girls who can cook 'ugali' go to?

On a serious note,where did girls who used to know how to cook go to? Those ones that could cook for you once and you feel like marrying them the following day. Or have all of them been married or something?

Ever since a visiting female friend cooked me ballast-like thing that kept shattering into debris each time I dug in, masquerading as ugali, I banned random girls from my kitchen. Out of bounds! What's more, she left my clean kitchen looking like it had just played host to a nasty food-fight.