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Ladies,please desist from being so fake!

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My fellow women, who else feels like we were shortchanged in life? My oooh my! Am I the only one who longs for that hour when I can finally unhook my bra, sigh in relief and throw it very far away from me? The things we do to remain relevant in this society are way too tiresome!

Why should we be the ones to balance our bodies on heels all through the day? God, why should we be the ones to limit our food intake because the corset beneath will not allow us to swallow past the seventh spoon?

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