Only sugar babes can sweeten the life of a campus boy

This era’s sugar mommy understands shimmy shimmy yay shimiyo shimiyay,

I am in my final lap as a comrade, which is pointless considering plumbers without the knowledge of Y chromosome earn more than a graduate in a month.

I can definitively affirm that a uni boy dating or buying a campus girl pizza, mutura or drinks is a shoddy investment whose returns can make you a broke campus dad. My guy, the future of any bright campus dude is in attracting, getting and maintaining a 28 or 38-year-old employed sugar babe because in this era of vindu vichenjanga, the campus boy drowns in a pool of debts, betting addiction and dry spells as campus babes strut around in Sh30 tights, Sh50 crop-tops, drinking our fathers’ money whilst rubbing their poisoned buttocks on our daddies’ potbellies.