What 'team mafisi' should know

You know them by their names. Some use covert means, leaving a string of girls broken hearted. Some just shout how are indispensable to that infamous team, dishing out advice rookies or amateur, like Messi to Barcelona. Some go about their ‘business,’ with the stealth of a cat stalking a rat. These, the silent ones are the real MVP to team mafisi.

Let’s talk about the loud mouthed fisis. You won’t fail to notice the false sense of pride that comes from a perverted belief that the more women you sleep with, the more a man you are. That’s far from the truth. Sleeping with one woman and moving to the next doesn’t make you anything but a man-whore. To steal a quote, a real man doesn’t have to sleep with a million girls but love a girl in a million ways.

It doesn’t matter though how many girls you sleep with. But if you want the whole world to know about your conquests, which sometimes is doubtful, then maybe I wouldn’t be writing this. It doesn’t matter so long as it’s consensual, and that you don’t go around infecting others when you pick diseases on your amorous conquests. FYI Kenya has the fastest growing number of new HIV infections in the sub-Sahara.

Of particular interest now is this ilk of this infamous team who have no sense of decorum. Their habits are backward and live in a world not governed by principles. They are guided by fire in their loins. Here are some of their habits. 

Not every girl is cheap

Plenty of the girls out there possess good morals. They won’t trade their dignity for anything. Don’t walk around thinking that every girl deserves you or you deserve to eat her cookies. Once you get to a club and find girls willing to get down and dirty, don’t have a preconceived notion that you’ll have it easy. Your interaction with those very cheap ladies doesn’t make it validate every other girl's cheapness.

Sometimes you are just friends

There’s a thing called friend zone. You’ll get stuck in there for a while or better yet forever. She may not even like you at all. Sometimes you may crack jokes together, lewd jokes, but it ends there. Don’t misconstrue her friendship to mean that she wants to have sex with you.

You are ruining it for everyone else

It’s the type of you guys that will make ladies running around shouting their lungs off that all men are the same. Ladies have feelings and you might toy with to hit that cookie jar, manipulate her feelings for something not real. When the good guys come along, she’ll be scared stiff to commit because of you; because she thinks it’s all about her cookies.

Drug use

The common trend among team mafisi is that majority of them use drugs. They consume alcohol like no man’s business; smoke their lungs all the way to chemo on their way to meeting their maker if at all He’ll consider them. They like to be high. Every little money they get they buy alcohol or weed. Their lives are run by drugs that’s why they can’t commit to any relationship.