Things any man should consider before dating

 I am here to talk about this girl called love, and her immediate brother- marriage. So men, consider the following before moving in with a girl.

 Yesterday she saw you alight a matatu on your way here- where you make your daily hustle. You reached her and greeted her but she snubbed. Today she saw you being dropped here in Toyota Lexus and she ran for you, gave you a cool hug and inquired how your night was. It’s from The Toyota Lexus that you become friends! Watch out as she advances to win you. That’s not the kind of girl my dad could advocate for. I mean, don’t marry that one; because one day you’ll take her to Uhuru park for a walk. While there, a Rolls Royce will approach you. The driver will slow down, lower the windscreen and wave at you. That wave will mean something else to your girl. So she will run after it and leave you stranded, because she falls in love with heavy cars. Not people.