When rampaging Green Commandos made Speaker Lusaka lose high school sweetheart

 You would think all IT people only  talk about away from office is…those things they do with firewalls and the other thingamajigs they tinker with the whole day.

And you would think accountants, whose shoes are always polished to a sparkling shine, shirts white and pressed and tie perfectly knotted only discuss the stock exchange and the impact of the Israel-Palestine spat on global finance and petroleum prices when they meet baada ya kazi.