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Wait a moment, what if hell really does exist?

By Ted Malanda

Beer was flowing like the River Tana used to. The isukuuti drums pulsated through the night like rapid gunfire. The melodies — the singer was praising his goat — were fantastic. The pub was kicking and everyone was shaking their bones, sweat dripping down their faces.

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