Mdomo Baggy |
BY CAROLINE NYANGA and Geoffery Korio
Mdomo Baggy
P: Mchongoano?
Mdomo Baggy: Mongolo’s palm is so rough that whenever he touches a computer mouse the memory signals; ‘deadly hardware virus’
P: What does the name Mongolo make you think of?
MB: A confused dude with a hopeless future. Someone so hopeless until the lyrics narudi ocha – ocha constitute his breakfast anthem.?
P: If you were to help him get a date what kind of chick do you think would suit him?
MB: The kind who supplements oil or lotion with Kimbo or bar soap. You know the kind.
P: Back in high school, what kind of student do you think he was?
MB: The lazy and slow students who are given teachers’ writing notes to parents that read; ‘kujieni hii ngunia yenu. Imetushinda’
P: Do you think he can make a county governor?
MB: How now! Hawes make. If he did, Kenyans would amend the Constitution.
Mongolo
P: Mchongoano?
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Mongolo: Mdomo Baggy is so used to loading Sh5 airtime in his phone that the day he will load a Sh100 card, there will be an alarm warning reading “simu imeiba soo.”
P: Would you curtain raise for him at a public rally?
M: Hell no! I am the government. How can the president bow to his servant?
P: Would you accept to be called Mdomo Baggy?
M: Never ever. That name suggests a person who is chatterbox, which makes him who he is anyway.
P: What is the worst pick up-line he can use on a girl?
M: Kuja hapa msichana. Mimi ni governor wannabe.
P: Back in high school, what kind of mischief would get him into trouble?
M: Noise making, murmuring and complaining all the time.