I want to know...

By William Ruthi and Ngethu Mwa

1. Would the Prime Minister Raila Odinga win the presidency if he switched his support from Arsenal to Man United?

2. How many guys would willingly serve a jail term in exchange for a chance to kiss Angelina Jolie?

3. If you’re a man married to a lesbian would you be ‘mad’ or happy?

4.If dogs were to suffer from HIV, would it be known as Hound Immunodeficiency virus?

5.Can we safely call the coalition government a collusion of allusion and hallucinations?

6. Is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

7. If Tony Mochama (Smitta Smitten) was to be re-baptised, would he be called Toniski Mochamaski?

8.If ODM broke into two would it be ODM Chungwa and ODM Chungwa Plus?

9. When Bongo artiste AY visits Kenya, does he ride a car regostration KAY?

10. Did the Bahamen found out Who Let The Dogs Out?

11. Did the group Salt N Pepa lose their flavour?

12. Assuming Larry Asego has a horrible handwriting, would he now be one of

the most illegible bachelors?

13.Are people who eat a lot of Weetabix called cereal killers?