Locking horns with the bull of Kamiti

By John Gerezani

It’s 0600 hrs Friday May 13, 2011. The chilly morning has a sense of foreboding, which the naysayers align to the odd date and day falling together. The air is pregnant with anticipation at the expected major announcement on a decision regarding the virulent
rumour that has been doing the rounds in the staff lines and which is feared could cause a major backlash should netizens know about it.

It all started the previous weekend when the bootylicious wife of an inmate had visited hubby boy. After the usual lovey-dovey chitchat in a crowded and dark visiting booth, she had emerged to be met in a long corridor by a tall dashing fella in the new olive green smarter uniform.

What caught the eye of the lass was the fact that the chap was wearing expensive designer hiking shoes unlike his colleagues spotting the official boots.

As the brother made small talk with the now glowing mamaah, he flashed out an equally expensive Qwerty key padded phone and bragged about how well connected he was.

"Si we have a drink at the canteen" was the cue to get moving never mind the fact that the brother was leaving a very sensitive post to lend a helping hand.

Well, it’s not to the canteen that the duo ended up for along the way and with good mistari, the couple headed to a rarely used house within the staff lines.

Unbeknown to the brother, hawk-eyed members of the smarter brotherhood had activated their surveillance network and had put the house in the crosshairs. They wanted foolproof evidence for posterity that indeed the bull was breaking the neti code of ethics.

So watertight was their conviction that my source avers that none other than the K-44 strongman was immediately given the Intel granted that shagging an inmate’s visitor is a grave offence punishable by dismissal from service and prosecution according to the service standing orders.

No rush decisions

Not one to be rushed into making decisions, the sonko reportedly launched his own line of inquiry with trusted hands detailed to unearth the truth and the verdict was the same: Guilty.

However, both the sonko and his teams faced a major handicap. My source tells me that the suspect is feared by all and sundry as he is alleged to have the direct line of a senior civil servant, a fact he uses to intimidate even his immediate bosses at the station.

It’s an open secret that were it not for that connection he could have long been interdicted for insubordination and other suspicious dealings in which he has been allegedly linked to.

Instead of striking the core matter, the boss segued into generalisations that anyone who shags a netizen’s wifey will be interdicted as if all smarters were guilty.

"Kwani anamuogopa?" an anonymous voice mutters before
another mlevi chimes in with "round hi haturudi nyuma".

It seems that there is a group spoiling for war and a battle of wits has started.

My source tells me that Wanini has been petitioned and everyone is waiting to see how she handles the bull who has turned his crib into a Muliro Garden.

That reminds me of another dossier l had been given
sometime back about the very cute wife of a netizen who left smarters’ mouths agape whenever she visited hubby in her souped-up ride.

With looks and a body to (literally) die for and a healthy wallet to match, the sister not only liberally dished her chwaa but her goodies as well to any smarter she targeted.

A wise man should have treated her overtures with a great deal of circumspection but the fools only thought of the momentary thrill.

It was not until hubby boy developed herpes zoster that they got the hint, but it was too late to turn back time. They had all been infected with HIV and Aids.

That is why the bull must be reined in because should the smarters inform the cuckolded hubby of the episode............