I half-expected Prezzo Bill Ruto to fly off to Washington since Kenya is designated that fanciful title of "major non-Nato ally," or something as nonsensical as that, but I remembered returned US Prezzo Donald Trump doesn't consider Kenya and the entire continent seriously.
I won't repeat the slander that Trump cast on our people, though I can gladly report that the writer David Maillu returned the favour recently by unveiling a Trump monument in Makueni.