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No winner in hustler, dynasty war of words

My six-year-old does not have a filter. She loves her adjectives and is not afraid to use them.

She laughs at my “big, fat, tummy”, pokes fun at my “huge bum”, covers her mouth because of my “super stinky breath”, and tells her little friends about my “jiggly boobies”, but I still love her.

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