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Relationship between strikes and baby bumps

Ultimately, the strike will go down as the season of debauchery and fornication. The strike provided the perfect opportunity for campus marriages to flourish while procreation was embraced. With the absence of classes and parental scrutiny, days and nights were spent under covers, literally.

The strike is long over and the baby bump is here. With the semester activities on hold, the supply of condoms in the dispensers became irregular. As such, caution was disregarded; withdrawal and direct deposit employed.

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