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10 Laws of being a socialite.

Being a shosho-light (sorry I meant socialite), is a new low or high of our time. A quick scan on social media reveals that many young women want nothing but to be socialites. It's a billion dollar affair after all. All you need to succeed are nudes, a perfect body, and imperfect mind. It's for this reason that I have all aspiring socialite’s covered. With these 10 laws, I hope they will all be successful socialites of our time. 

1. Court attention at all time.

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