The Ten Commandments of Sponsititution (sponsors)

sponseessponsees have been murdered. They also speak ill of their sponsors. Without much ado let me unleash the commandments. It’s my sincere hope that staunch Christians (whoever they are) will enjoy the read and not give a sermon after reading.

1. I am your sponsor, who brought you out of the land of abject poverty, out of a poorly furnished house. You shall have no other sponsor before me.