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Dear freshers; the types of roommates you’ll find at campus

kasmallmsoto7. The unhygienic one. He last had a shower when his girlfriend visited him! He barely touches water in his lifetime unless when washing his hands for a feast. He is ‘sodium’ in nature. He has a good stock of perfumes that he applies on himself whenever a lecture come calling. He always brags about his disease and seems to pile his entire burden to his future wife! 

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