Diary of a campus dad

Dear Diary:

I wonder why they insist I call you ‘diary’ when in high school they called you ‘personal journal.’ Why is the counsel on this side of hell different?  The denizens of hell act as if it is not scary enough to be here. Have they grown lazy over the years, so that now they find it convenient to simply brand you ‘diary’? I guess we will never know. These short-cut-loving sons and daughters of the soil are not for us to understand.