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Tall tales from the youngest man of the house, now back from Europe

The youngest man of the house, whom the granny nicknamed "Gathee," which means a crafty old man, has been out the country-his first trip on his own. He started his sojourns when he was only three, to the Yues, before Donald Trump declared our nations were extensions of toilets.

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