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Types of women who annoy men

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I don't like pulling the trigger on women. Instead, I prefer blowing them kisses. However, Anne Muiruri hit men below the belt, accusing them of bad habits that piss off women. And as a man who knows which side of his bread is buttered, I'm returning the favour in defense of my endangered species.

First off, women with poor borrowing culture. When you lend them an item, it takes combined intervention of Recce Squad, Interpol and global positioning satellite (GPS) device to track it down. It takes a shouting match for such types to pay a debt. They lose your autographed, souvenir book and go like, "Aki woiye! I'm very sorry". Sorry ni wewe! Pay up!

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