Strange evolution of beauty contests

Autoblow, a company that makes a machine designed to perform artificial blowjobs, is now holding a contest to find America’s most beautiful vagina! Photo: Courtesy

During their inception back in the day, beauty contests used to focus on the ‘whole package’. But today, the focus is on the ‘package’, quite literally. As Kenyans and most Africans still focus on the whole package in their beauty contests; in the West, mzungus have taken the game to a whole new level: They now hold beauty contest for sex organs!

Take, for instance, what happened recently in Brooklyn, US. A night club is reported to have held not its first but third Annual Smallest Penis Contest. In addition, as Huffingtonpost reports, Autoblow, a company that makes a machine designed to perform artificial blowjobs, is now holding a contest to find America’s most beautiful vagina!