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Roll like a godpapa

By Smitta

Kenya, and especially Nai, has a lottta wanna-bees. I’ve noticed this in me last five as a show-biz wolf, yuppies who wanna overwhelm with cheddar, n kittens who think they’re the creamski on the cat’s whiskers. Thaz why those speed-dates n other hook-up gizmos ne’er work … Kenyan miros try ta deliver KOs of status, n Quo, in braggadacio ‘Knock Out’ blows, instead of just keepin’ it simple n lettin’ the funnies (or whatever else you got goan 4 ya) shine thru …

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