Last week, I came across the most ridiculous proposition since Mr Joseph ole Lenku, stuck in a morass of insecurity and at pains to provide Kenyans with safety, declared the innocence of Al Shabaab who were blamed for insecurity and branded the opposition the culprit.
Hapless pretenders to the macho kingdom are running scared. Apart from beatings and having knives literally stuck in their bodies, their ‘transformers’, as comedians Mwala and Wilbroda, jokingly refer to male genitalia, are in danger of being forcibly divorced from their host bodies. There is a role reversal and men are now whining, the brutality they cheerfully meted on women having been turned on them.