Plot to humble your girl's arrogant baby daddy

As you drive back home, contemplating on the fate of the young girl, Carol tells you that the baby daddy did not even bother to ask who you are?

How insulting can that cretin can be? He did not even bother introducing himself. He deflated you completely. He acted like a god, and the worst of it all, it was deliberate.

"What did you see in him?", you ask Carol. This shocks her out of some absent-minded reverie and she does a double-take.

"Where did you meet?" she ignores the question and sighs, head leaning on the window, pensively thinking.

The man was both arrogant and disrespectful to the two of you. He looks the the type of a man so full of himself, he salutes to the man in the mirror. A man who needs some humbling experience to bring him down to earth.

What the man didn't know is that you are equally arrogant, petty and can be his match on a good day. He got Carol first, but you get to keep her. Taking Farrah from her will surely deflate him. But that is the on the long term. You need something to provoke him in the short term.

"Do you still have feelings for him?" you ask Carol.

"Hell NO!" Carol retorts.Reassuring.

You run a couple of things in your mind you can do to humiliate the man. You can choose to go after the woman he is currently chasing and seduce her. You can win. You are younger, loaded, and handsomer. He is middle-aged with a discernible paunch and no amount of sprucing can hide his true age. He is at least in his mid-40s. And that gives him the patriarchal entitlement to be arrogant.

What was the skunk doing chasing after campus girls when he was supposed to have been happily married and settled? You also noticed that he must have started earning big when he was quite older, hence the catch-up game and the stupid games he was playing with Carol when she was in college.

Besides, which weakling takes a woman's child and retains it? You sense that Carol, always wanted her freedom and the kid being away, helps her to get into the dating pool, until a man like you who truly wants her shows up, and assures her that the kid will not be a problem.

You get home, and Carol offers to cook something. There is something about a single mother once you accept her child. She becomes very dutiful. And in this case Carol means it. You still live separately, but you know it is a matter of time before someone said, "we can save on the rent..."

As Carol whips up a meal, you try to imagine the worst insult you can inflict on the man.

Option A, you can ask him if he can offer some nonexistent legal services to your firm and make him bargain his fee, promise him the job, but never give it to him.

Option B, you can call him, tell him you want to meet him and discuss the custody of the baby now that you want to marry Carol. Sound as politely cocky as possible.

Option C, look for the woman he is currently dating and try to snatch her from him, for the kicks.

Option D, just call him and tell him to stop being an ass.

A,C and D seem likely. But you have to find out from Carol which one she prefers, if need be.

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