'My encounter with a mean campus girl'- best thing you'll read all day

I have always told freshers that campus is where you come to meet all sorts of people from all kinds of backgrounds.

Fellows who sleep with the lights on; chaps who snore like dogs from rich South African neighborhoods; people who wear green shirts and orange loafers; people who listen to Octopizzo and Justin Bieber; people who peel tomatoes into perfect slices....