Five most annoying questions to ask a Kalenjin

There’s a little pride that has sprouted over the past five years among the people from the rift valley, the people of milk, as we would love to call ourselves. Look, we are in government after many years of being in the cold. We blame Baba Moi for getting used to being in government. Tuko serikali a tag we wear courtesy of our very own son arap Ruto. Forget the crap social media busy bodies and Miguna Miguna talk about. We will defend our own as if he gives us a special stipend to ease our joblessness, add that to special supermarket counters that he has reserved for us. How else did Nakumatt collapse?

Can I call you Kip?