10 popular email expressions that mean ‘go to hell’

The biggest headache most school heads face is not from students or teachers but parents.

She will scream at the top of her lungs, summoning her entire family, just because someone left windows open, which must mean they want her dead.

The bad cops hire out guns, handcuffs and uniforms to thugs. They never take a case they cannot benefit from. Then there are the loyal ones

The corporate ones have no time for pesky grandchildren who will ruin her living room, spill juice on the costly handwoven Persian rug from Italy.

They are career women who don’t play wifely duties because they are busy bees. They have an array of business meetings and workshops to attend to.

As funny as it may sound, some Kenyan men will be waiting to be treated by their women on Valentine’s Day. They believe love is a two-way traffic

For instance, Kenyans no longer have to kufinyana kwa matatu which fill quickly thanks to social distancing

They help you up in their nganyas and give you password ya wi-fi. Thereafter, wanaitisha password ya roho yako because umem-nice.

Everyone has had a neighbour whose defining trait is noise. Often, they drive a Subaru whose boot was scraped out and replaced with booming speakers

Covid-19 led to job losses, slashed salaries, closure and disruption of business operations besides a slam on new hirings.

We all have a love-hate relationship with them. They are full of empty promises and will fail to deliver when you need them most

Types of callers: Some are lone-romantics who want to marry the agent because “I just love your voice.”

Some doctors wear sly smiles and roar with fake laughter. They tend to engage female patients in chit-chat and afterwards, slide in their DMs

Every market has its own mad man, and so is the local supermarket.  Here, you will not fail to find crazy characters from all walks of life.

They come in all shapes, sizes and variations, these waheshimiwa. From the stand-up comedians to the barely literate and the slay queens