Fix your wallet bro or forget the dating game

Tables turned, and most millennial males are now money opportunists who demand to date only women who are “financially stable”.

She left him on a Thursday and two days later, she splashed photos of her and her new husband in a Ruració event at their parents’ home

Men don’t have platonic friends. They have women they haven’t banged yet and are constantly on the look out for opportunity to hit it.

Pay school fees for your siblings, and needy children in your village; but don’t buy even a ream of duplicating papers for her assignments.

No one person can ever fulfill all your needs, which is why most married couples are stressed about having the perfect union.

Tables turned, and most millennial males are now money opportunists who demand to date only women who are “financially stable”.

She left him on a Thursday and two days later, she splashed photos of her and her new husband in a Ruració event at their parents’ home

Men don’t have platonic friends. They have women they haven’t banged yet and are constantly on the look out for opportunity to hit it.

Pay school fees for your siblings, and needy children in your village; but don’t buy even a ream of duplicating papers for her assignments.

Pretending that you remain good friends is how you end up pregnant, when both of you are in other relationships — including marriage.

She helps him hide your thongs, bras, eye pencil and toothbrushes when his other girlfriends visit. She has the spare key, you don’t.

Who are we cheating anyway? Very few people are ever completely faithful. Most of us have either flirted or even gone all the way with another person.

There are some things that men do that completely throw us off our game and make us cancel the sex date, even if the wheels are already rolling.

Treat your men the way you treat your loving kids. Sometimes you give them toys to play with and distract them so that you can focus on your goals.

Thing is, relationships are so complicated these days that you can’t really be sure who will stay and who won’t. Ni kama gas!

While society disparages such a woman as difficult, stroppy, aggressive, jumped-up, rude, hysterical and off the market, she believes in herself.

Girls, maybe we need to pause and look in the mirror. Toxic women destroy good men and thoroughly screw up their kids and that is just the way it is.

She was in a foreign land before Twitter, Facebook or phone sex and had no idea what Freshly was doing back home. A woman has needs, ala!

So you pray, stay still, endure dry spell and suffer numerous walks of shame to STI clinics – always strong for husband, kids, in-laws and society.

You know, no woman ever aspires to be some married man’s side chick or become his baby mama.

I have discovered that it is possible for a man to be in love with more than one woman at the same time, because no two women are the same.

For a man, these four words can only mean that the worst is yet to come and that he’s going to get a 74 minutes-long angry lecture.