Let the kids call your boyfriend by name

She was in a foreign land before Twitter, Facebook or phone sex and had no idea what Freshly was doing back home. A woman has needs, ala!

So you pray, stay still, endure dry spell and suffer numerous walks of shame to STI clinics – always strong for husband, kids, in-laws and society.

You know, no woman ever aspires to be some married man’s side chick or become his baby mama.

I have discovered that it is possible for a man to be in love with more than one woman at the same time, because no two women are the same.

For a man, these four words can only mean that the worst is yet to come and that he’s going to get a 74 minutes-long angry lecture.

Brains are beautiful for the bedroom, but totally useless when the bedroom door is shut and the lights off.

They who call you shemeji but also call his side chick shemeji and shower praises on her wasp waist, 12 O'clock boobies and firm bum

When you going to meet this lovely woman who has taken her time to look good for you, try and look presentable.

As a man, should you find out that your wife is cheating, ask yourself what you did to drive your queen right into another man’s arms.

So even if mama watoto does the kifo cha mende, how is talking about that to your side going to increase the number of romps you two have?

This is Nairobi! The minute you leave the house, after being the best Minister for Labour, your running mate has texted, “Beb nishuke wapi?”

Our mothers’ potential sons-in-law are competing with us with photo shoot, and taking selfies and parading themselves like some new products on sale.

Don’t ever feel guilty going for dates with other men because you’re in a mere situationship. A date is a date. Nothing serious or special

A woman higher up on third floor is wiser and, mostly sexier. You’ve met those painfully sexy women and when they tell their age, you faint?

Rebounding is not about self-destructing or exacting revenge on the Ex either. Sometimes, it is as simple as having your general needs met.

See, these sons of Nebuchadnezzar leave us for no reason. We cry and cut weight and become motivational speakers on social media.

We are all guilty of occasionally faking it online. The problem arises when we blatantly lie to make our lives seem more interesting.

Guys, anyone who has ever told you that shower sex is sexy and romantic has never had shower sex. You can take that to the bank.

I feel that there are certain groups of people you should steer clear of when considering a one-night stand or a no-strings-attached arrangement

Why married men cheat on their good wives and why self-sufficient women stay with their philandering husbands

Sadly, the menfolk who were disgusted by Kavengi’s confession on social media are deadbeat dads

Woman, how money hungry and fame hungry does one need to be to jeopardize their child’s psychological well-being for views?