Reports: Manchester United closing in on Pedro

Spanish newspaper Sport are reporting that Manchester United’s deal for Pedro is on the verge of completion.

This deal feels a bit like Zeno’s Paradox - the rule where if with every step you get 50 per cent closer to your target you’ll never actually get there because there’ll always be a a little bit of distance between you and your goal.

Manchester United are endlessly ‘edging closer’ to Pedro - but will they ever get there?