Seven things that will happen if Mourinho really does bring Mesut Ozil to Manchester United

 

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A rumour linking ="http://bit.ly/2eWZW1U">Mesut Ozil According to the Mirror, Mourinho managed Ozil at Real Madrid, there is a clear mutual respect between the two of them, and it might just be a deal that suits all parties. All parties except Arsenal, of course.

But what would really happen if this transfer goes through?

Here are the seven thing:

1. Manchester United fans would immediately regret a *lot* of tweets they've sent over the years

You know you're not good enough when you're allowed to leave by Madrid & Barca

Sanchez - reject
Ozil - reject ="https://t.co/o94ga6Jsyp">https://t.co/o94ga6Jsyp< — Alex (@Alex94_mufc) ="https://twitter.com/Alex94_mufc/status/763076059214602240">August 9, 2016<

250k a week for Ozil is a joke. No way he deserves this. If Arsenal were bit sensible, they would sell him and buy better players. — MUtdBook (@_imran_mufc_) ="https://twitter.com/_imran_mufc_/status/859323978355265536">May 2, 2017<

They talk about Di maria being a flop,look at ozil an absolute joke. ="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mufc?src=hash">#mufc< — Lynn Tina (@LynnTina01) ="https://twitter.com/LynnTina01/status/575023138079117313">March 9, 2015<

Somebody tell Ozil that this isn't a big game so that he can actually do something — Rajath Singh (@Rajath_MUFC) ="https://twitter.com/Rajath_MUFC/status/810539224629846016">December 18, 2016<

Thank god moyes signed Mata instead of ozil. Ozil looks like he isn't cut out for the premier league. ="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mufc?src=hash">#mufc< — Harsh (@TheNextAntman) ="https://twitter.com/TheNextAntman/status/510770464960954369">September 13, 2014<

2. Ozil would go from being seen as a lazy, luxury player to a Mourinho-type workhorse overnight, even growing a couple of inches somehow

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3. United fans would suddenly become obsessed with "pre-assists" - (it's the assist before the assist, yeah, and Ozil is great at them, does them all the time, ask literally any Arsenal fan and they'll tell you. At length.)

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4. Affected by the loss of one of the players they enjoy ranting about the most, Arsenal Fan TV's viewing figures suffer a severe drop

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5. After giving his number 9 shirt up for Zlatan Ibrahimovic last summer, Anthony Martial will have to hand over his number 11 shirt too

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6. Back at Arsenal - where they're also set to lose Alexis Sanchez on a free transfer next summer as it stands - Arsene Wenger's attempts to claim that everything is "FINE! JUST FINE!" would leave him coming across like Comical Ali

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7. And having got another one over his old nemesis, Mourinho's broad, smug smile would be even broader and smugger than usual

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