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3 easy ways not to turn your partner off

1. Don’t let him in on all the stuff you do to look good – keep the waxing, plucking, and clipping ­behind the bathroom door. If you’re going to do it in front of the television with spot cream on and your hair in a towel, you might as well hang a sign round your neck that says “Not sexy!”

2. Don’t leave a trail of dirty pants, socks, wet towels and toe nail clippings round the house for her to pick up. No woman likes a slob – however ­charming/good-looking/funny he his. Yes, really!

3. Remember when you first met? It wasn’t her big Bridget Jones knickers or his bad shoes that turned you on, right? Standards, people! You made an effort to look good for each other back then and it’s even more important to do it now.