Hi Uncle Ted,
I love my wife. My only problem is that her armpits are always bushy. It gets very embarrassing when she raises her hands in public because everyone can see all that shady hair.
I have tried telling her to shave regularly but she says she is too busy. What should I do?
Leon
If your lady is too busy to shave her armpits, I shall not ask about the state of ‘forest cover’ elsewhere! Anyway, I think you should be proud of her.
The government is fighting to increase national forest cover to 10 per cent because we are feeling the heat that comes with climate change and desertification.
We need every forest we can lay our hands on and if madam is helping the struggle by conserving an acre of bushes and shrubs in her armpits, she deserves a Head of State Commendation, not marital condemnation.
If you watch keenly, when it’s very dry, moisture forms a nice patch on her blouse in the armpit region. That is condensation, the process associated with formation of rain.
In fact, if that bushy habitat is allowed to thrive, some wild creatures like lice and bedbugs will move in, and before you know it, Dr Richard Leakey will have declared her armpits a KWS national park with armed rangers providing security 24/7.
While you sniff sweat, I sniff tourism revenue!
