An advert running on Kenyatta University’s notice boards is warning students that masturbating in the showers and bathrooms is a violation of the Kenyatta University Housing code.
“Our drains are not built to withstand semen,” the memo warns.
“Please, masturbate in your bedroom,” it emphasises.
Well, so why is the memo coming at such a time? One may ask.
Apparently, the university has been spending thousands of shillings in maintenance because of the huge amount of semen stuck in the pipes. Just a small matter, right? Pulse didn’t say it!
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