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I am turning 33 next month and though I have a well-paying job and a car, I am still single.

This is disturbing my elderly parents who insist to see their grandchildren before their sunset. I am worried and though I have a girlfriend, I am scared of settling down. What do I do? Andrew

Hey Andrew,

At that age and claiming to be better off in life, you should surprise your old parents with a beautiful sister in-law and some bouncing wajukuu unless you wish to be a catholic priest.

I don't understand what scares you, but every married man did not have it that easy settling down with a stranger he admired in some Sunday best.

It is tricky and when you get there, it is a cocktail of frustrations and sweetness.

Don't expect some drinking buddies or mean relatives to negotiate a wife for you, or else your house becomes a brothel.

Slap your head and drag her into your house and immediately put her in the family way before visiting her folk!