My fiancee cheated on me. Photo: Courtesy

Dear Uncle Ted,

Our wedding is set for November and I have already paid part of the bride price. Our parents have even met.

But last Saturday, I walked into my fiancée’s house unannounced and found her in bed with a friend who co-incidentally is supposed to be the best man.

I am so mad, but my dad will be so embarrassed if I call off the wedding. Can I just have a different best man?

Tim

I think you are very lucky Tim.

Most men only discover that madam has been generous when they are in heaven, and DNA tests show that out of the eights kids fighting for their property, only one is legit.

 At least you know from the word go that your marriage will be a team effort and that your kids’ noses and ears will come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

 I, however, would strongly advice that you retain your best man because as the Ugandans say, the leopard that knows you eats you with mercy.

And oh, stop walking into her house unannounced. One day, you will bump into a guy with huge muscles who will add insult to injury by pounding you to a pulp!