After Jicho Pevu's expose, here are #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal

By May Jesaro (@Kiptuimay)

After ‘Dr Prophet’ Victor Kanyari’s expose yesterday on KTN’s Jicho Pevu and Inside Story, Kenya’s social media is at its peak with all manners of hashtags and comment.

Kanyari’s wife, singer Betty Bayo, has finally come out with her response saying, “Anything that is unholy ..anything ..thats is ungodly.. anything that contradict my faith... Anything that mock the God who got me from wilderness humble beginning and raised me for His glory... i rather DIE ..that be part of it..” Her husband had earlier put up a Facebook post bashing reporter Mohammed Ali but as we all know too well, nothing can stop Kenyans once they start talking.

Aside from that, KOT put their smart and rather funny hats on and came up with the hashtag #ThingsKanyariShouldheal which will include anything and everything even 'cologne ya River Road' is on the list.

Here are the hilarious things Kenyans on Twitter want Kanyari to heal, more like Kenya's 'published' wish list.

@WatsaH: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal " #gorhooligans with the coming up MachaConcert

@Its_Rizack: #thingskanyarishouldheal feelings za robert Alai....

@kwaigwa601: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal people who nag you over issues that don't concern them

@JaySleekLeBron: Hizi cologne za River Road, after kusweat kiasi msee ananuka ammonia, #thingskanyarishouldheal

@WatsaH: @nyevu_gaya #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal Kenya's justice system if they fail to prosecute him for extortion

@Moseax: RT @xtiandela: Hahahahaha... #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal the rate of Friend Zoning in the Country..haha

@QueenMutete: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal those confused Mombasa youth who attack a barrack..brothers ul all die..

@ssteve_254: #thingskanyarishouldheal my heart which was broken by class 3 Ex-girl for a guy with an Hb pencil

@switpizzy: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal Kenya's ignorance to everything from Chemistry to religion

@MwauraWaKamauPK: #thingskanyarishouldheal People who have seen matiti kwa gazeti

@Cliveville: ATI #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal the broken hearts of all those who bought tickets to 2 Chainz's Concert..kwanza watu wa VIP

@hkangangi: #thingskanyarishouldheal...Nairobi women 2 stop wearing these leopards dresses

@Lingew: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal kenya matatus overtaking habits

@aosamartha: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal i believe pottasium permanganate will help him heal the world from ebola

@MwasBaybie: Haha RT @Timberwolf_iam: Lol "@xtiandela: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal loool...Ole Kiyiapi's gap..ndo akue anasema Thitimaa bila kuzima Candles!

@LKimanthi: People who really need miracles..! #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal

@Einterseptor: kukaliwa chapo #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal

@gathukimundu: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal those chics that greet you with their fingertips,shindwe! Hiyo ni pepo"haha hiyo tabia sipendi

@domie_n: #JichoPevu "ati unapromote Rose Muhando na hujalipia hii promotion!!" #TheInsideStory #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal

@Amogak: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal your help is much needed by gor mahia fans

@NyamburaRolyn: Jesus turned water into Wine ,Kanyari turned potassium permanganate into BLOOD #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal HIMSELF

@KingRagen21: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal rao awache tamaa ya kutaka kuwa president na a retire

@ooginga56: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal the ever disappointing manchester Utd team and their coach Loius van Gaal

@leslieRono: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal reduce the cost of my electricity bill this month from kshs. 994 to kshs.310

@lujan_odeezzy: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal @Basilbenson @betty_kubai ati si kudanganywa ni ku-kanyari-iwa

@mwendah_mwendah: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal watu walienda Halloween as Ebola

@wanjikundiritu: #thingskanyarishouldheal the dead beat dads! the spirit in them......prophecy kanyari Prophecy