CONFIRMED: Luis Suarez is an alien!

It is no longer a juicy story of a meaty Uruguayan win over Italy in Fifa World Cup

The age of science fiction is over. The aliens are upon us. And Uruguay’s Luis Suarez is their harbinger.

Not once. Not twice. Three times, the Liverpool star has sunk his mandibles into opponents in full glare of the football world.

Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini is the latest victim following the Uruguayan’s attack that would leave Warner Brothers drooling for the dollars a sci-fi based on Suarez would generate.

That is if at all the age of science fiction is not behind us, in which ravenous outer space creatures attack humans.

Suarez, who has already tasted blood from Serbia’s Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic and Dutchman Otman Bakkal of The Netherlands in November 2010, is on the loose here. It appears he is emboldened and his thirst is not about to wane.

The world reacted with outrage after Suarez was done biting Chiellini and feigning injury to his face.

David Lewis tweeted: “Luis Suarez should be in prison - not presented to the world as any kind of role model or hero.”

Mark from Manchester said: “Would Suarez ban for ‘biting’ be for all competitions? Surely certain actions and bans have to be universally supported.”

The reaction from the two confirms Suarez’s action is a threat to the world order.

In fact, he is a humanoid character from The Critters, the famous science fiction film series where a group of malevolent carnivorous aliens from outer space, called Krites, descend on the world.

The Krites resemble animals with large mouths and many sharp teeth, like Suarez’s canines.

Suarez may have, in fact, escaped from that group and is coming to even it out with humans pretending to love football.

With calls growing for the Uruguayan to be banned from international football, he had better sound out Leonardo Di Caprio, who acted in Critters 3 in search of a role in the series.

When the Liverpool striker bit Ivanovic, the FA Regulatory Commission banned him for 10 matches, explaining his actions thus: “The incident of biting an opponent is alien to football and must remain so.”

Suarez did apologise profusely after the Ivanovic and Bakkal incidents.

Well, looks like the foremost of the aliens is here with us. And we will have to live with it. Fifa has nothing to do with it.