But why??? Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates Real Madrid Champions League triumph by getting brutal new haircut

Cristiano Ronaldo has cut off all his hair.

We repeat, CRISTIANO RONALDO HAS CUT OFF ALL HIS HAIR.

Ever since he first came to global attention at Manchester United, the Portuguese superstar has always had a fairly similar hairstyle. Gel, some occasional blonde highlights, a bit curly… you know what Cristiano Ronaldo's hair looks like.

Or, at least, what it USED to look like.

After his two goals in the 4-1 win against Juventus helped Real Madrid to their third Champions League title in four years, CR7™ clearly felt the need to go for a new look.

Here is how he now looks, after his celebratory haircut:

Ronaldo's hair has all gone!