Those who have tried their luck up ‘Hooker Avenue,’ attest to the diverse tricks of ‘night nurses’ to kamua money out of men strutting down ‘Starvation Lane.’ But dealing with city lasses of the streets, especially those who anika their wares along K-Street requires a bit of science as most have endless tricks up their acres of bare sleeves. Here are 10 such tricks

1. Nduru ni pesa daddy

Some men see themselves as real ndume when screams are issued in their name. Night nurses know this and often incessantly yell for ‘help’ but kama imeshika piga nduru costs between Sh50 to Sh100 per session.

2. Old bitches, wrinkled tricks

It is not uncommon for a newcomer to visit Majengo for a ‘short time,’ only to enter a room where a cucu is waiting for action. Before you try to figure out whether you had pitched for a session with a younger lass, the door is locked from outside. Even bila ‘cultivation,’ kulipa lazima!

3. Stopwatch

It is not uncommon to pay for Sh50 or Sh100 for a room, but even before you experience number one above, there’ll be a knock on the door from the caretaker or watchie shouting, ‘Saa zako zimekwisha!’

4. Styles pelekea bibi

Those city men who have watched too many blue movies try styles which they are told to pelekea bibi or else they can pay extra for a little creative acrobatics.

5. Breaking wind to dampen appetite

This happens in lodgings with toilets next to the bed, from where a night nurse can issue a bazooka of a fart before taking to the toilet for a noisy ‘long drop’ session that will surely deflate your intentions. But they’ll still charge before service delivery!

6. Kudara pick-pocketing

Being caressed might be a way of picking your pockets. Lone drunkards are the ideal victims for enticement, with teasing showing off of fleshy thighs or tu-nyosh. The victim is allowed to touch, sure as hell, will shortly let down his guard and the wallet will changes ownership!

7. No rubber, more cash

Those who request for nyama kwa nyama are charged extra for the experience, but most can never tell that the lass has a female condom on! They know the thirsty can hardly tell the difference.

8. I just gave birth

Playing with their tu-nyosh as part of foreplay is taken as a waste of business time and night nurses will tell idle men to stop fondling the ‘food containers’ as they’ve just given birth, and would you please add some cash “nipate za maziwa!”

9. Marking territory

There is an unwritten rule in this business not to cross the borders and encroach on others’ territories. Here, Tanzanian hookers, the classy, the old bags and ‘freshers’ stick to their bases.

10. No handshakes

To make more money, night nurses don’t believe in shaking hands or saying hello to co-workers as doing could bring bad luck or slow biashara.