WHO warns that eating sukuma wiki leads to arrogance

In a report released in October, World Health Organisation has warned that consumption of the ‘super-food’ kale over a period of time can lead consumers to have heightened levels of arrogance.

Kale, known locally as Sukuma Wiki, is a vegetable that is deemed easy to find and nutritious. The study was conducted in several areas of Sydney where kale consumption is regarded as high.

A spokesperson for the WHO told The (un)Australian, “these findings though alarming, we have all been at a dinner party and had to endure the whining of a vegetarian or worse a vegan, talking about how superior they are to us carnivores.”