Why team mafisi is the epitome of moral decay

Kenya is one country where people get mesmerised with emerging trends however archaic they are. Currently, there's the stupidity clothed in the now common term "Team Mafisi" 

Fisi ni kiumbe kile kilicho na ulafi wa hali ya juu. Katika mukhtadha huu wa sasa tunaashiria wale wenzetu wenye ujapongo wa mahaba kupindikia. 

This is in reference to men who have insatiable sexual appetite and are akin to marauding and torrential rains.  This act of madness mostly perfected by men who pride themselves in seduction prowess results from a number of factors; 

1. Pride; men feel powerful at the mere fact that they can seduce and lay several ladies. This craze makes them pounce on anything that looks succulent.

2. Revenge missions; most of the guys in team Mafisi have a nasty experience in their current or past relationships.  In a bid to avenge some heartache, they prey on unsuspecting target flower with love then dump at the opportune time after satisfying themselves.

3. Morbid lust; these group are just like cocks that turn on at the sight of a hen. They are driven by the exterior reflection of the woman.  They don't mind the face but their interest is in the "needle hole located below the sea-level". 

4. Fooling a woman; ladies are you aware men like fooling you to see your reactions? Team mafisi will first discuss you from afar. Common terms they use on you are;

*Probox; you look cheap from your outfit

* Kalara; reference to that he wouldn't want to see again after one night stand

* Mud guard; in reference to the over 25s who still want to remain in the "market"

* Kempinsky; in reference to the ones that are sophisticated 

* Bubu; this is one that everyone sweeps across like a dumb person being swept by floods but can't call for help

5. Kill boredom; he is seated in a pub and for lack of company you walk in and he pounces with all niceties and before you know it you are breathing helpless beside him.

Men must style up. Mafisi craze is taking a toll on marriages, relationships and lowers self-respect. You must be running mad to get switched on by anything milky. Stupidity is when you spend your money on some creature you have never known to win her over while your mother is sleeping hungry. 

Madness is when you feel proud discussing how many ladies you have laid as a show of prowess.  Kwani wewe ni elephant?

Madness is a man who thinks from the southern Kingdom and acts horizontally. You're putting your health at risk of infections all in the pride of Fisi.

Men must style up. A sober person should have taste and morals not just jumping on anything.  

I condemn men who engage with young girls the age of their daughters.  You're a social infidel that deserves jail. Stop wasting the love of the ladies, stop messing emotions of the beauties and stop contaminating their juice preserved in their holy bottles by dipping that crooked straw and feeling superior. 

The mafisi crap must stop forthwith. Relationships should be mutual based and premised on the concept of feelings not lustful motives. 

Fisi ni wewe umesoma hii post na leo usiku utaenda club hoping to trap that vulnerable, poverty stricken and geothermal power loving lady ready to exchange it for money.