She
has the looks of Cleopatra; you fell for her charms just as any man would. You are
the envy of your boys and they can’t stop telling you how lucky you are. But trouble
she’s clingy. She doesn’t want to leave your side and has even moved in with
you.
In
the beginning it was all rosy until she begins taking over your house, changed everything
and even bought new cutlery. It dawns on you that you want your life back. Here’s
how to make her leave quickly.
Start
coming home late
The
first thing is you change your schedule. Hang out late into the night. When she
asks you where you’ve been give half-hearted responses. Better yet one worded responses.
Like where have you been? Work. Up to 2. Am in the night. Yeah.
Hire
someone to claim your house
Nothing
pisses a woman off more than knowing that you’ve been living a fake life. Get someone
who will claim your house and get him to ask you why you even have the guts to
marry in his house. She’ll pack her stuff and she might never talk to you
again.
Do
everything she doesn’t like
There
are things she will tell she doesn’t like. May be she frowns at the way you scatter
stuff around the house, what you like to eat or even the boys you hang out
with. Do all that stuff she doesn’t like and the next thing you know is she’s
packing her stuff and going.
