For almost a week now, twitter users have been sharing a brain cell joke, whereby one thinks of stating a certain specific statement, only for the mouth to say another.
You could want to ask your crush out for dinner, only for you to end up enquiring about the weather.
Corporates weren’t left out either as the hopped onto the trend to market their services.
Here is a compilations of some of the best jokes:
Him: Hi, I’m back...
Brain cell 1: Tell him you’ve missed him and you want him back.
Brain cell 2: No, play hard to get..
Mouth: I’ve missed you too Nakumatt!!
We’ve restocked the following branches; Prestige, Ukay, Mega, Lavington, Embakasi, Nakuru & Kisumu. #NakumattIsBack pic.twitter.com/ZE82GvEDZI— Nakumatt(UA) (@Nakumatt) July 26, 2018
Brain cell 1: I want to release songs with positive message.
Brain cell 2: I want my music to change and inspire the youth.
Mouth: Una shuta una hara, Unajipaka mafuta unaparara. — Kapuka Facts™ (@KapukaFacts) July 24, 2018
Meeting my friends.
Brain cell 1: Tell them you just woke up
Brain cell 2: tell them to give you 2 hours to be ready.
Mouf: Niko hapa odeon ..5 minutes nitakua nimefika ???????????????????????????? — Zee's Aunt. ???????? ((Wanjikû.)) (@wakah_mahjid) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: she maad fine! Approach her!
Brain cell 2: be polite and ask her out on a friendly date
Mouth: pic.twitter.com/NcbwKJRtfE — abdi ???? (@kininging) July 24, 2018
Moha Jicho Pevu:
Brain cell 1: When I get to parliament, I will expose all corrupt deals.
Brain Cell 2: You're in Parliament, expose them.
Mouth: Wakenya, mna akili ndogo kama sabuni ya lodging.— King Fred Asira (@FredAsira) July 24, 2018
crush : hey you
brain cell 1 : tell him you like him already
brain cell 2 : no , ask him out on a friendly date
mouth : buda leo ndio umeona unitext? umechoka na ao madem wako ama ao ndio wamechoka nawewe ? — nova (@zoryah) July 23, 2018
In High School Outing when you Meet a Girl
Brain Cell 1: Tell her she looks like an Angel
Brain Cell 2: Tell her She is the woman of Your Dreams
Mouth: Me ndio Head boy. — BRAVIN™ (@IamBravin) July 24, 2018
Uhuru Kenyatta
Brain cell 1 : Let me fight corruption
Brain cell 2 : No,let me tackle public funds looting
Mouth : Sasa mnataka nifanye? — O.J. (@Odawa__) July 24, 2018
Brain cell 1: I enjoy your company, and it'll be an honor to take you out tonight.
Brain cell 2: Would you fancy a lunch date with me?
Mouth: pic.twitter.com/xJNTKKYzBf— Mr. Always Winning (@CrazyMkenya) July 24, 2018
Talking to a guy you like
Brain cell 1; you have real nice beards
Brain cell 2: can i play with them sometime
Mouth: mtu kama wewe huwezi kosa dem aki, kwanza unakaa fisi! — Mejda???? (@imelda_ndeda) July 24, 2018
