Dear Uncle Ted.
I just realized that may be its time I talk to someone like you.
I am 29 yet I have never dated a woman. I am shy towards women, especially the beautiful ones. I have never had confidence to approach them no matter how much I try.
I know I should be married by now but I don’t see that happening anytime soon.
This is stressing me to a point where I am thinking about suicide. I am an accountant and I keep lying to workmates that I am engaged and I will be marrying soon.
Tell me, is shyness a disease? I just feel lost in these world I feel emptiness in my heart. I have no one to Love no one to hug, and no one to kiss. Please help me if you can.
Hilary
No, Hilary don’t you dare commit suicide. It is only men married to loose drama queens who are allowed that option!
Besides, if you commit suicide, you will get pissed by villagers having have a lot of sex during your funeral, yet you have never dated a woman. Three things.
One, talk to your grandpa. Those old crooks are masters of the game when it comes to tuning babes.
Two, see a counselling psychologist. And three, don’t panic. There are women who love shy guys.
When yours finds you, she will kiss you so hard the balance sheet in your head will simply explode!
